being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away
- Six Word Story #1 (via wrxst)
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
sleep is for the weak? No, sleep is for the smart college students who didn’t procrastinate on their final English papers. I’m awake right now….what does that tell you?
put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this
sex is wild like another person is inside you that’s mad weird
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”